Music meme

Two-Legged Animal posted this about a month ago.  I marked it because I knew I wanted to do it some day.  I don't think I have enough variety in my list at the moment (I have a LOT of Ella right now...) to make it truly interesting but what the heck.

- Put your music player on shuffle.
- Press forward for each question.
- Use the song title as the answer to the question even if they don’t make sense.

How am I feeling today? “Why Can't I” Liz Phair

Will I get far in life? "Not too Late" Norah Jones

How do my friends see me? “Have you met Miss Jones” Ella Fitzgerald

Where will I get married? “Unholy, Dirty, Beautiful” David Usher (um....)

What is my best friend’s theme song? “A Kiss to Build a Dream on” Louis Armstrong

What is the story of my life? “All by myself" Ella Fitzgerald (that's ok with me)

What is/was high school like? “It's Now or Never" Elvis Presley (ha! In high school things totally felt like they were "now or never")

How can I get ahead in life? “Don't You (Forget About Me)” Simple Minds

What is the best thing about me? “I touch myself” The Divinyls (bwahahahahahahahaha - can't breath, laughing too hard)

What is today going to be like? “I'm a Fool to Want you” Frank Sinatra

What is in store for this weekend? “Favorite” Liz Phair

What song describes my parents? “Feels like Home” Norah Jones (perfect)

To describe my grandparents? “Stardust" Louis Armstrong (oh I like this!)

How is my life going? “Bright Side of the Road" Van Morrison (nice!)

What song will they play at my funeral? “The Boys are Back in Town” Thin Lizzy (I have no words...)

How does the world see me? “Beautiful Disaster” Kelly Clarkson

Will I have a happy life? “Maybe" Janis Joplin (Could you ask for a more truthful answer?)

Do people secretly lust after me? “Come Away With Me” Norah Jones (I'll take that as a yes)

How can I make myself happy? “From this moment on" Ella Fitzgerald

What should I do with my life? “Shall we Dance?" Ella Fitzgerald (hmmm maybe I should finally sign up for that dance class???)

Will I ever have children? “I believe in a thing called love" The Darkness

What is some good advice for me? “Into the Mystic" Van Morrison

How will I be remembered? “Just a Gigolo” Louis Armstrong (HMPH!!!)

What is my signature dancing song? “Express Yourself” Madonna (awesome!)

What is my current theme song? “Mood Song” David Usher

What does everyone else think my current theme song is? “Save the Last Dance for Me" Michael Buble

What type of men/women do you like? “Jesus Was my Girl" David Usher (I *really* don't have words for this one...)

Who's next?