Note to self

When asked if you are SURE that you aren't pregnant for the second time in two minutes perhaps the best answer is just a flat "I'm sure" rather than "Not unless I've been marked for immaculate conception."

Edit:BTW - the tech that I said that to said (and I'm paraphrasing here) "I hear ya!"

Also responding to your oral surgeon's introduction by saying "I've had nightmares about you" is also probably not the best way to introduce yourself...