Please?

Can some please lend me their patience for a few weeks? I have precious little to begin with and someone is seriously pushing their limits with it.  Even if you only have a wee bit I'll take it.  I need as much as everyone can spare.

Also...if I could have one of those time-change thingies that Hermione had in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban it would be quite useful. But I'm going to guess that if any of you actually have one you aren't sharing it.