And no one paid attention...

2 girls + alcohol + lube talk turns into this...
Why do you lube me up (lube me up) Buttercup, baby
Just to let me down (let me down) and mess me around
And then worst of all (worst of all) I never come, baby
When you say I will (say I will) and I don't like you still
I don't need you (don't need you) more than anyone, darlin'
You know that I own a vibe
So lube me up (lube me up) Buttercup, don't let me down

And yet no one paid attention to us (keep in mind we were in a pub) until after we had worked this out and started talking about warming lube.  Best line "Why the hell does it need to warm? It's not a furnace, it's my vagina." 

This is the third discussion in a week that I've had about lube.  It's been a lubetastic week.