Stupid thoughts

So I was puttering this morning while my computer was searching for something in our collection (this takes awhile...) when out of the blue a thought hit me.  A rather scary thought.

Psst...Sassymonkey...you know that new wonderful bookcase that you bought? The one that is more than half full already? Yeah...just wondering if you've realized that it's full of books THAT YOU HAVEN'T READ!!!!!!!! *evil cackle*

This of course prompted me to drop EVERYTHING and run to said bookcase.

The evil, stupid voice in my head was right.  With the exception of less than a dozen books or so, it's ALL UNREAD BOOKS.

That doesn't include the books in my other bookshelf that are unread.

I'm afraid. Very afraid.