What kind of crack am I smoking????

Seriously. Cause it's some damned powerful stuff.

It's no secret that I've been a bit errmmm flighty...for the last 4-6 weeks. Among many things I lost a $130 insurance cheque. It's gotta be here *somewhere* but the where is unknown. Also missing - my chequebook.

How do I know this? Cause I just went to look for it. Why?

Cause my landlord just called to see about my rent cheque. DOH!

Ok, he wasn't really calling because it was late. He sort of was but he was more calling about something else. The She of the evil vile neighbour duo was spotted spending an awful lot of time going through our mailbox a few days ago. I didn't know this. I also didn't know that at one time she wrote a very nasty letter to a former inhabitant for doing the same thing. I just know that she yelled at one of my friends for checking the mail for me while I was out of town.

So he was calling to make sure the evil vile shething didn't steal it.

But no, she didn't (and I don't think she would in all honesty). It was just me being a STUPID ASS and forgetting that October 1 = rent day. And it's not like I forgot that it was October. I mean Kit-Cat's blog is all decked out in celebration for it.

Adding to my stupidity and redfacedness - I saw both my landlords yesterday.


I don't know what the hell is wrong with me but dude I feel so stupid and I really, really don't like that things are slipping through the cracks like this. What the hell is up with that? I've lived here for more than a year now and I've NEVER EVER been late with my rent. :(

Luckily I have extra cheques so that it's a real issue.  But I'd love to know where my cheque book and the insurance cheque are hiding. Maybe they ran off together and are making baby insurance cheques with my name on it.  Hey - they can disappear...it's just as likely they can multiple as they are clearly gifted objects.

Lost: One mind. If found please return to Sassymonkey.