NOT "America's Tsunami"

Dear newspaper who is trying to sensationalize the horrible situation in New Orleans (you know who you are),

Hurricane Katrina is NOT America's Tsunami. You wanna no why? Because if it HAD been a tsunami NO one would have gotten out. There wouldn't have been a massive evacuation. There wouldn't have been thousands of people taking refuge in the Superdome.

What there would be is a lot more casualities.

So bite me newspaper.

Signed,
Someone who will never buy your paper unless under force and even then it's doubtful