So it was mid-afternoon. I had just gotten off the phone. I went to sit back down at my computer. I just tucked my feet under me and BOOM!!!!!!! Flash of white. BOOM!!!!!!!! Again.

A bird hit my window. Twice. It hit the window and then bounced and hit it again. It was LOUD and scared the bloody crap out of me. Luckily I wasn't drinking anything at time because if I had been I either would have choked or shit it out all over my computer.

My cat, on the other hand, thought it was the most damned exciting thing to happen ever!

I have no idea what happened to the poor bird. I can't see if from my windown and we have chicken wire on our balcony.

Going to Ballet on the Water tonight with Lav. :)

22 days until I'm outta here!