Who are you and what have you done to the Monkey?

That's what some of you will be asking. For those of you who know me I hope you are sitting down. And don't drink anything. You'll spit it out over your screen.

I bought a pink article of clothing. Specifically a pink suede jacket.

The last time I checked I was not abducted by aliens or taking mind altering medications. And I'm pretty sure I haven't turned into my evil twin.